Monday, July 13, 2009

no acid... just dreams


Emma: I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM AND I WANT TO DRAW IT
jason: what was it?
Emma: i was at a borat screening, but it was the Q&A after with sacha baron cohen and i had missed the movie. he was standing on a platform in a pool, and i was in the adjacent room, which looked just like a classroom
Emma: a woman came over to me with a giant thing of butter
Emma: and i mean
Emma: it was like, the size of a human head maybe
Emma: and it was carved
Emma: partially
Emma: into the shape of
Emma: well
Emma: the front was an asian man
Emma: his head
Emma: a young asian man with glasses and a fade haircut
Emma: and the top of his head
Emma: where the short hair was
Emma: was a pasture
Emma: with sheep on it
Emma: but small sheep with no heads
Emma: sort of like
Emma: the suggestion of sheep
Emma: and the back smoothed out into a field also
Emma: with some animals and a fence
Emma: and then the woman showed me a video of the actual wedding this was being modeled after
Emma: like the farm it was on
Emma: and then said, can you finish this?
Emma: i'll pay you
Emma: she said how much do you want
Emma: and i was about to say 50 dollars
Emma: when she said, look i'm sorry i can only give you 250
Emma: and i was like
Emma: sure okay
jason: hahahahah
jason: emma
jason: were you taking acid?